/urt/ - Japh

Apples apples apples! Did you know japh hates appleatakes?
His best friend Mr fakeloot caught sending in the japh server had him watch hot giggity demon, and apples fell from the sky!
Japh was a Isaac Newton desendant, so an apple fell on HIS head he said "I FUCKING hate apples… Oh my geometry Utah-state building… DASH!"