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>I remember when I was taking a midnight stroll, but then out of nowhere, Xylith pounced on me, pinning me to the sidewalk. I yelled for help and for her to stop, but it was no use. She started to violently jork my peanits. It hurt a lot. But then when I tried to escape, she started squirting a waterfall and I got Hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, F and G, AIDS, HIV, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Herpes and HPV before I drowned and fucking died. I am telling you this story from Heaven.