R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>see reply opposing me
>crashout and delete it immediately
>blame it on the jews or something
>another day another victory royale!
>be me
>see reply opposing me
>crashout and delete it immediately
>blame it on the jews or something
>another day another victory royale!
R: 1 / I: 1
>be me
>at friend's sleepover
>we play some vidya
>he falls asleep first
>i catch sight of his voluptuous rear
>it wasn't this big before
>drool.jpeg
>i'm not gay, but i need to test the integrity of it..
>let's just say i had a fun night
>next morning, friend wakes up and wonders why it feels like someone put glue up there
>tells him it could have just been sweat
>phew….
>be me
>at friend's sleepover
>we play some vidya
>he falls asleep first
>i catch sight of his voluptuous rear
>it wasn't this big before
>drool.jpeg
>i'm not gay, but i need to test the integrity of it..
>let's just say i had a fun night
>next morning, friend wakes up and wonders why it feels like someone put glue up there
>tells him it could have just been sweat
>phew….
R: 1 / I: 1
>have stepsister whose 18
>have sex with her everyday
>mom finds out
>have sex with stepmom too
just another day in my friggin awesome life.
wincest
>be me>have stepsister whose 18
>have sex with her everyday
>mom finds out
>have sex with stepmom too
just another day in my friggin awesome life.
R: 1 / I: 0
>there's a lgbtq flag in my school
>i want to burn it
>butt teachers get mad prob
>me get in trouble
>i hate gaggots…
>there's a lgbtq flag in my school
>i want to burn it
>butt teachers get mad prob
>me get in trouble
>i hate gaggots…
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 1 / I: 0
Dad
My father hit me with a nuclear warhead when I was a child for saying I like skibidi toilet
R: 1 / I: 0
>be me
>watching this cool streamer play a game
>someone makes a bet that if the streamer beats a dungeon hitless, he’ll ask out his crush
>mfw he actually does it
>join the disc and friend this guy, giving him advice
>sleep
>next day he’s freaking out abt it
>its his crushes birthday
>talk him thru it, eventually he texts her dropping the bomb
>she says no
>comfort him about it
>she tells the whole fucking school
>classmates message him making fun of it
>he regrets it
>says he wants to kill himself
>try and comfort him
>mfw he actually googled how much of a certain substance would it take to kill
>what the fuck
i’ve talked people out of killing themselves before but i actually somewhat caused the reason why he wants to do it. feeling a little guilty and im regretting what i did. wtf do i even do???
this is real btw
this isnt fake this is actually real wtf do i do>be me
>watching this cool streamer play a game
>someone makes a bet that if the streamer beats a dungeon hitless, he’ll ask out his crush
>mfw he actually does it
>join the disc and friend this guy, giving him advice
>sleep
>next day he’s freaking out abt it
>its his crushes birthday
>talk him thru it, eventually he texts her dropping the bomb
>she says no
>comfort him about it
>she tells the whole fucking school
>classmates message him making fun of it
>he regrets it
>says he wants to kill himself
>try and comfort him
>mfw he actually googled how much of a certain substance would it take to kill
>what the fuck
i’ve talked people out of killing themselves before but i actually somewhat caused the reason why he wants to do it. feeling a little guilty and im regretting what i did. wtf do i even do???
R: 1 / I: 0
dont let chud
dont do it we will alldie
R: 1 / I: 0
>Be me
>playing b3313
>chudjak tells me to get on troongame (vrchat)
>Agree because I have nothing better to do
>In luigi avatar (this is important trust me)
>series of events to where he invites gaggots
>they mention the meowscarada joke
>"Oh poop."
>i go to a different game and call someone about it on `cord
>All of a sudden person with a meowscarada avatar with unrealistic proportions walks up to me
>literally bends down and waves at me
>supermariobrosmushroom.wav
I have been advised by my older brother/guardian to not continue this story any further
>Be me
>playing b3313
>chudjak tells me to get on troongame (vrchat)
>Agree because I have nothing better to do
>In luigi avatar (this is important trust me)
>series of events to where he invites gaggots
>they mention the meowscarada joke
>"Oh poop."
>i go to a different game and call someone about it on `cord
>All of a sudden person with a meowscarada avatar with unrealistic proportions walks up to me
>literally bends down and waves at me
>supermariobrosmushroom.wav
I have been advised by my older brother/guardian to not continue this story any further
R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>in a 'cord vc
>trying to play jet set radio in peace
>faggot keeps talking shit
>angery.m4a
>tells them to shut up
>they say "make me"
>"where's your fuckin' soul, ginger"
>impulsivity takes over
>i blurt something that instantly regretted
>"I WILL SHOVE MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."
>faggot shuts up
>iguessthatworked.tga
>plays jet set radio in peace
>RADIO (haha) silence from the fag
>i won
>be me
>in a 'cord vc
>trying to play jet set radio in peace
>faggot keeps talking shit
>angery.m4a
>tells them to shut up
>they say "make me"
>"where's your fuckin' soul, ginger"
>impulsivity takes over
>i blurt something that instantly regretted
>"I WILL SHOVE MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."
>faggot shuts up
>iguessthatworked.tga
>plays jet set radio in peace
>RADIO (haha) silence from the fag
>i won
R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>doom mapper
>on le 'cord
>sees busty pokemon
>wowza.jpeg
>the name is meowscarada
>saved for later
>goes back to doom mapping
>gets notification from friend
>they are making a joke about the pokemon
>pretend to not like it
>they'll never know.mp3
>friend is consistent with the jokes
>accidentally fantasize about the pokemon
>buy plush of it for $50
>might be obsessed
>friend is concerned because of my purchase
>i need to stop
>keeps seeing 'scarada everywhere
>it won't leave my life, it's over
>be me
>doom mapper
>on le 'cord
>sees busty pokemon
>wowza.jpeg
>the name is meowscarada
>saved for later
>goes back to doom mapping
>gets notification from friend
>they are making a joke about the pokemon
>pretend to not like it
>they'll never know.mp3
>friend is consistent with the jokes
>accidentally fantasize about the pokemon
>buy plush of it for $50
>might be obsessed
>friend is concerned because of my purchase
>i need to stop
>keeps seeing 'scarada everywhere
>it won't leave my life, it's over
R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>on le plarty
>joy.mov
>sees /urt/
>wtf.png
>these fucking immigrants are killing every other board
>posts bait thread
>harvest tons of replies
>laugh at their retardedness
>leave board and go back to /b/ or /qa/
>it's good
>be me
>on le plarty
>joy.mov
>sees /urt/
>wtf.png
>these fucking immigrants are killing every other board
>posts bait thread
>harvest tons of replies
>laugh at their retardedness
>leave board and go back to /b/ or /qa/
>it's good
R: 0 / I: 0
>be me
>american
>break leg
>call doctor
>"that will be $182910720 sir"
>be me
>american
>break leg
>call doctor
>"that will be $182910720 sir"